Renowned Boston homer and frequent cusser Bill Simmons was FUCKING pissed.

The Vegas Vigs

Splitting hairs here, but one of the other teams has an owner who was investigated by the Feds!

Isn’t that how everyone reads Deadspin?

June 22, 1969: The Cuyahoga River in Cleveland catches fire.

They eventually caught up to him.

High schools are getting all healthy with their vending machine options now. I saw a high school vending machine that sold Pop Tart. No, not Pop Tarts. Pop Tart. It’s a single Pop Tart in a sleeve...and it’s a “whole grain” Pop Tart. Look what you’ve done Michelle Obama!

WWE. Can you imagine him in a TLC match?

So if someone who was naked except for a DEA jacket rode a Rascal scooter while drunk to give out food at their drug dealer’s house and texted while driving the Rascal scooter, how would you defend the case?

This is fantastic. Please tell me there are more of these.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

I don’t think he’s there yet. I think he needs to win one more to be close, two more to be reaaaaally close, two more in a row to be super duper close, and if he wins the next 3 in a row forget it, conversation over, he’s definitely the best of all time.

Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...

No one cares Kevin.

The Ultimate Warrior (James Brian Hellwig) was born in Crawfordsville, IN which is also the home of General Lew Wallace who wrote the timeless classic “Ben-Hur”. “Ben-Hur” the movie has been remade and comes out in August. It stars Jack Huston. Jack Huston and LeBron James have a Bacon Number of 2 (Tilda Swinton was…

What?

In my office just outside Akron, OH everyone is smiling this morning. On a Monday morning. What a great day.

What’s a lacrosse player doing in the NBA?

A single bicycle that can support the weight of two Ryan brothers. Science is amazing!

What does this guy do for a living that he has the time and money to travel to these sporting events, research what the credentials look like, and create fakes that look real enough to get him through? And are they hiring?