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Realized that after I posted it. That sucks. Oh well I tried.

Kevin you’re right that Pat Riley deserves some of the credit, but couldn’t some of this also be due to the fact that LeBron is in his 30's now and is much more mature than he was right out of high school?

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For the Warriors fans planning on making the trip to flyover country for games 3 and 4 (and game 6 if necessary hahahaha who am I kidding I’m going to go drink) please check out this video showing some of the highlights of Cleveland:

Yeah I think my friend’s cat would really enjoy a vibrating massage option...

“Not with Harambe gone.”

So to clarify, we can ONLY use this on cats? Asking for a friend.

And that has Bill Simmons on it...

Your 20116 World Series Champions!

I believe it. He looks like the type of guy who would be into scat.

Every head injury has a silver lining.

Hey sasquatchpatch you just scored a free air conditioner!

Unhappy with your spot on the depth chart? Screw showing up and competing for a chance to start. Just don’t show up! Yeah that’ll show ‘em.

Haha! I wish. I just had some of the “Talenti” gelato from the grocery store recently. Not quite as good as an actual gelato place but pretty dang tasty.

Ok that’s a good point. Also soft serve definitely has a nostalgia factor that gelato doesn’t.

Ohio so probably not very close, but if you want I can send you some too. Just email me at deadspinstaph@gmail.com and I’ll send some your way as well.

Sure. You can email me at deadspinstaph@gmail.com which I literally just created so that you could email me.

Did you all just collectively forget about gelato? Gelato is way better than ice cream (hard or soft). Really disappointed in my fellow commenters here. You all shat the bed hard.

There is a local joint near me that has the same stuff. I concur - it’s amazing.