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Some people may feel bad for David Blatt. They may think that he accepted the job with one team and then was asked to coach a completely different team once LeBron came back. “What a difficult position for a coach to be in,” they might say. They might say how he still succeeded despite the injuries to his starters,

Wait he made the bet after GAME SIX??? I just assumed it was after the Thunder were up 3-1.

This series also saw Draymond Green evolve into his final form of a sphincter muscle.

Reasons to hate the Cardinals, ranked:

I can tell you put a lot of thought into that and I appreciate the reply. Thank you!

I feel like “I buy talent” could be worded better...

Savage!

That’s a lot of beverages (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) for a 13-minute “concert”. 5 t-shirts? 5 towels? Is he soaking the towels in juice and squeezing them into his mouth? Does he have a battery-powered towel squeezer which is why he needs all those batteries? I have so many questions.

I don’t watch nearly as much hockey as I should, so somebody please help clarify this for me. Why does everyone hate the Penguins so much?

I understood this reference.

That’s when I start drinking the syrup. They get the hint pretty quick.

What’s the 2nd step? The local woman who sleeps with all the rookies?

Titles are not supposed to be paragraphs.

In related news, sales of fromunda cheese are expected to skyrocket.

Thank goodness we have plenty of worthless sunscreen!!!

It is pretty uncanny how much the young girl looks like the cover photo of Les Mis.

Only problem with the “good” list is that I have no idea where I would buy them. I have never seen any of them in a store.

Close enough. Does anyone dominate or is it pretty competitive?

Which one of you is the best bottle flipper? Video evidence required please.