ESPN 30 for 30 presents “Burning Knight” - the story of how a bladder infection derailed a once-promising pitching career for a Mets pitcher known as The Dark Knight.

Cancel the NBA finals now. Put this guy at center court and get some cheerleaders, announcers, the guys from Sports Science, and a motivational opening speech from Eric Thomas. All-time record TV ratings.

No mention of “Jock Jams”? Really?

The type of person who utilizes the knork is not the type of person who is shy about using their hands to hold food in place while they cut it.

I feel like San Francisco has gotten so expensive that people there don’t have the same concept of money as most of the rest of the country.

How long until they start making Uncrustables with this bread?

“RsBI”. You’re technically correct but come on man.

BREAKING: Bills hire Violet Beauregarde as team’s wardrobe manager.

Maybe you guys already reported on this and I missed it, but it was reported last week that Colon filed for a trademark on his “Big Sexy” nickname:

You are correct!

“Ryan’s Vogelsong - it’s like Brian’s Song with less cancer!”

Russ and KD to the Warriors right now:

Counterpoint: People with kids are less likely to leave an employer because they have to provide for said kids and need stability. People with kids are generally considered more “loyal” employees.

Hannah your alt+130 game is on point.

Or the goalie could, you know, block it.

Sounds like they are coming down a lot harder on the FNIH than on the NFL.

“I’m not Batman.” Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like something someone would say if they were trying to hide the fact that they are Batman.

This case has been going on for so long that I have gone from supporting the NFL’s case, to seeing that the science didn’t really match up and Brady was SO CLEARLY INNOCENT YOU IDIOTS, to seeing that Brady destroyed his phone and OMG GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY HE’S HIDING STUFF, to “wow you know the NFL are really being…

Try it with chocolate ice cream. Life changing.

Aussie Rules Football you mean.