The “my core isn’t strong enough” excuse is hilarious. Like, maybe Draymond Green isn’t the most in shape guy on the Warriors roster, but he’s still in pretty good shape. If he was like Pablo Sandoval, whose core is made of Dairy Queen Peanut Buster Parfaits and whatever Waffle House was serving up at 3 AM this…

He’s a high school football coach encouraging his star player to get his grades up.

Love your username.

Not how I picture a man named Wellington acting. For shame.

Mookie Betts is way better than the other Mookie (Wilson).

I would watch a movie about this.

Hey somebody should probably cover h...life is pointless. There is no meaning. I am dead inside.

“Ryan” is obviously Brett Favre. I mean he’s not even trying to hide it.

He did this against the Rangers? Hasn’t he seen what they do to people who wrong them?

Helps when you have a “fuck you have a seat” curve ball:

They want my name and date of birth just to vote on their team name? Today I choose to identify as John Doe born 1/1/1950.

Even Gronk won’t drink his own Gronk Monster drink mixed with vodka.

Was this something users wanted, or something corporations who use Twitter to advertise wanted?

Guys like this became legends like “Samson” and “Gilgamesh” before there were things like pictures and Internets.

Which Giants player is doing enough HGH to be a future Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade float? Or was Bonds the last one?

One thing that has helped me in the past is to purposely mispronounce the word I have a hard time remembering. In your head you could say it “ree-kahn-see-lay” like some weird German French mashup. Then say it the right way when you talk. Worth a shot.

That first jumping haymaker tackle punch was incredible. Amazed the jumper kept his balance.

Would have been way better if Odor didn’t follow it up with that weak-ass glove slap. Still an all-time great highlight though.

Very true. I’m definitely far from perfect when it comes to this and need to take my own advice more often.

It is very easy to make assumptions about anonymous strangers on the internet. You can donate the $1.29 to a charity of your choice.