Have a great day. I hope you are able to find an outlet for your anger that is constructive.

You wanna know how to succeed in life? Quit giving people the satisfaction of your reaction. Treat everyone you meet with kindness no matter how much they’ve wronged you. Be the bigger person. People are going to be assholes and there is not one single solitary thing you can do about it except for controlling yourself…

Yeah that’s great but can he hit a home run?

Edit: They added the tweet to the article. Nevermind, move along, nothing to see here.

Yeah but if you combine the two you get Ding Dongs which are Bartolo Colon’s favorite snack cake!

I thought it was understood that it’s an open invitation.

Have a pet. Or don’t. I don’t care, just don’t let it shit in my yard. - An Adequate Man

Why are my eyes moist after watching this. Must be dusty in here.

I have a sibling who is a ball person for a MLB team. It’s a pretty sweet gig. Free tickets to some games they don’t work, if they make an awesome catch they might get on SportsCenter, if they do something boneheaded they might get on SportsCenter...the only weird thing about it is they are completely forbidden from…

Capri Sunning

I would have sex with you to get out of watching “Cabin Boy”. That movie is awful.

How did they know my nickname for my penis is America.

The 6th pick...of the 1st round! Still amazes me.

Bryant “Big Country” Reeves

Still don’t understand why baseball players won’t wear properly fitting helmets.

That was Livan Hernandez.

Joke’s on you, I peaked in high school!

Trust him. He’s a doctor.