Sounds like Cris Carter needs a fall guy.

This means war.

The Mexico City stadium would probably have the best groundskeepers, but the Montreal stadium would have the best ice sculptures for the April games so it’s a tough call.

Is the least pretentious instrument the banjo or the washboard?

From the Press Herald article Barry linked:

If they signed a five-year lease, how can they leave after two years?

I think a lot of us would be “star-struck” in similar circumstances. Thank you for the insight!

Hey Sam and Ben - loved the preview earlier this week and look forward to reading the book! Were either of you baseball players? Did your personal experience with the game (or lack of experience if you didn’t play) have any impact on how you approached running the club?

But would the resulting medical bills still be cheaper than paying for a subway card every month? Someone needs to do an analysis on this.

Natural or did she have surgery?

This seems like an incredibly dumb decision, but Larry Bird knows more about basketball than every Deadspin reader combined so I’m interested to see who he thinks will be a better fit.

So far Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love are healthy. LeBron didn’t have that last year.

The team went on to say, “We love you Chris. No hemo.”

Appling later claimed the loaded weapon was to be used for skeet shooting.

It was pretty tough to surf the web for dank memes on dial-up.

Spoiler alert: Looks like Baptista was pretty good!

This is one of the first pictures I ever saw on the internet and it fits so perfectly with this article series:

Tang: It’s like Sunny D but worse!

Irritable dad who has watched a ton of Law & Order checking in. Pretty much the same.

“Literally ear rape.” - Jezebel commenter