Love the tip of the hat by Hosmer at the end. Respect.

Vin Scully is an American treasure. If he wasn’t the announcer in Kevin Costner’s “For Love of the Game”, that movie would be approximately 59% worse.

I’m just going to leave this here:

And also that whole thing about their assistant coach being the coach for a big chunk of the season. That to me is the most impressive part of the Warriors’ run this year (besides winning 73 games).

Have you ever met a person who constantly struggles to find the right word to describe something? And hems and haws trying to find it? How do you NOT finish that person’s sentence? I swear I know at least a dozen of these.

Whiskey and cigar ash?

I felt it was too wordy. This parodies the “Deadspin Staff” handle better.

I believe it’s pronounced “lih-VAY”.

You get paid millions of dollars, have access to some of the best training and workout facilities in the world, and have doctors, trainers, and assistants around to help you, and literally all you have to do is stay in shape, and you balloon up like your offseason training regimen was held at Golden Corral. What the…

It’s all part of his plan. A few more of these and the wall will fall over, allowing him to continue to launch dingers at a prodigious pace.

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

Pointing out that someone who beats women is a coward qualifies as one of the worst comments?

Apparently Hector thought he played for the Atlanta Cowards.

I love when Deadspin blasts the 76ers. This is my all-time favorite Deadspin article:

Excellent points, thank you for presenting them. My main point in posting that was to point out the suicide number. Self-inflicted gunshot deaths are far and away the most common.

My guess is there was alcohol involved as well, which may explain why Smith attempted to leave the scene of the fender bender. It definitely does not mean he deserved to be shot for it though.

Just build a giant net over the country and make the mosquitoes pay for it. Problem solved.

Reminds me of Stanley from The Office.

Yeah this morning was pretty rough. I almost couldn’t get any work done reading all of these pissed off Michiganders school me on the differences between Flint (run down city with dirty water) and Detroit (run down city with clean water).

I am old enough to have seen Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Tim Duncan, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Steph Curry, and more in their primes. Michael, Larry, and LeBron are the only ones who could impact a game on both ends of the floor for extended stretches regardless of who you put around them. They’re the…