This is a weird day.

So are we going to get a Vagina Joke Jambaroo?

+1 boysenberry

A view inside DraftKings offices:

It’s such a shame that previous generations did such a great job of protecting the sanctity of marriage by never getting divorced or cheating on their spouses and then here come the Millenials to ruin it all with their interracial same-sex divorces...

The NCAA really cocked things up by going off half-cocked and calling teams willy nilly in this cockamamie scenario.

In a related story, Matt Harvey has announced a new marketing deal with “Granny’s Peach Tea”.

Well shucks if you’re a ball player it just might, bless your heart.

Nope, just the sound effect timed to his steps.

I care Barry.

No Pablo, “Sweet Caroline” is not a dessert. You can’t eat it...you can’t eat...dammit stop eating the speaker Pablo. Pablo. Stop eating the...that’s it you’re benched.

Must suck to have an ugly sister and have to resort to cousins.

Oh great now it’s ruined.

It’s kinda fun watching lawyers for three dying industries go at it.

I’d like to know what happened at the March 2011 General Manager’s meeting.

I was referring to guys like Vontaze Burfict and Pacman who are still with the team but your statistics are noted.

A few more run-ins with the law and he’ll be ready for a long career with the Cincinnati Bengals.

He goes out for breakfast 6 days a week? What’s he doing on the 7th day? Cooking for himself like a poor?

YEP THEY IS

You heard me.