“I’m feelin’ uncomfortable Mike, now, I’m gonna split okay?” - Macaulay Culkin

Never thought I’d see the day Maslow was linked in a Deadspin article. Barry you’re like the Golden State Warriors of sports journalism.

LeBron always puts in a little bit of extra effort against Milwaukee. It’s like he wants to show Giannis Antetokounmpo (yes I copied and pasted that from Google) that it’s not yet his time.

Jordan had, “I wanna be like Mike.”

I’m not fancy enough to know what the measurements mean. What size are these? Like a 42R?

I’m not sure how I feel about this celebrity death yet because Jimmy Kimmel hasn’t addressed it on Twitter.

Starting on the 25 will also reduce the amount of yards an offense can put up in a game. Not by a significant margin, but enough over the course of a season that it makes it more difficult for yardage records to be broken. In addition, since some contract bonuses are tied to total yardage numbers, this could cause an…

“But cock blocks are still totally legal...LADIES.” - Billy Manziel

That is one of two possibilities. Either it was an innocent thing that blew up and he didn’t intend it to, or every single thing LeBron does from a PR standpoint is calculated and decided upon before he does it.

Word has it he also unfollowed them on Instagram. People are claiming he is getting ready for the playoffs by going on his annual social media shutdown, but he has never unfollowed the team before. He just ignores his accounts during the playoffs. This is something more, and it is concerning to fans of the Cavs,…

Moore with an astounding double fault. “Not only do women ride men’s coattails, they’re also only there because they’re pretty.”

Barry this isn’t even a question. RGIII is a victim of the Subway curse. See the following examples ranked “meh” to “this is worse than the curse of Tutankhamun”:

What a nice presentable young man y’all have heah!

Whoever has FanDuel and DraftKings’ in-house attorneys on their fantasy lawyer teams is cleaning up right now.

If only someone had come up with a made up word to describe the deliciousness of this situation...BAH GAWD THAT’S WILL FERRELL’S MUSIC!

On a scale of “new puppy” to “funeral”, how sad has this offseason been for the Cleveland Browns?

“Cook it until it’s thick enough to hold a G.I. Joe figurine posed to look like he was sinking in “quicksand,” which in this case is in fact oatmeal.”

#lifegoals

Thank you! The Dragonwagon Regional has a rivalry game in play for round 2!

The Albuquerque-Croissant is definitely some type of sex position.