Pretty sure that had more to do with her appearance than her name.

Is it I.V. Seacat, or “Roman numeral 4" Seacat? Or just “Iv” but in all caps?

My wife is going to be very confused about our Amazon suggestions now. But cinnamon flavored toothpicks? Hell yeah.

This looks like one of those dumbass sinks that are impossible to wash your hands in if you have above average hands. (Donald Trump has no problem with them.)

Is it just me or does “Hufnagel” sound like something that has a definition on Urban Dictionary.

Did they break down the ratings from the 1st hour vs. the 2nd hour (after the leak happened)?

Bingo Dave! The worst kind of complaints are the ones where they complain, and when asked what should be done about the complaint, the common refrain is, “Well that’s not my job to fix it. I was just saying.”

The Browns just lost Alex Mack to the Falcons because THEY’RE THE BROWNS THAT’S WHY and used the transition tag to keep him, so he was able to flee the crapfest on the lake with three years remaining on his contract. Maybe they’ll keep Manziel and throw him out there behind a terrible offensive line as punishment now.

That 2nd picture makes no sense to most people unless they’ve seen “Creed”.

You’ll get no disagreement from me on that. He puts his foot in his mouth way too often and should not be the face of the UFC front office.

Obviously. But MMA would not be as popular without the popularity of the UFC, so the two go hand in hand.

Would the UFC and MMA be where it is today without Dana White though? Yes he’s let the power go to his head in astounding ways, but let’s not forget that the sport is more popular than ever under his leadership.

“You know who had great shoulders? Dan Marino!” - every old Dolphins fan

My cholesterol is fine but that doesn’t mean it will always be that way, so I’m trying to be proactive.

Look you may not be at the age where you have to worry about cholesterol or anything, but I am, so I use “Just Mayo”. It tastes the exact damn same as any other name brand but it’s made from yellow peas instead of eggs and is way healthier. They even make it in a chipotle flavor and a garlic flavor if you’re feeling…

Hey Beach Towel Steve, you need to make sure you register for some BATH SHEETS for your wedding. They’re like bath towels but the size of a beach towel and they are glorious.

They tried that with the beer and fried chicken. Didn’t go so well.

My general rule of thumb is to live somewhere that Rent-A-Center won’t be knocking on your neighbor’s door every day trying to get their couch and TV back for non-payment. However much that costs is worth it to me.

Per Federal budget guidelines, this is 1,137 points.

Adding insult to injury, this loss was in Cleveland. The Cavs used to be unstoppable at home.