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What about blind interviews? Remote (even in a different room) with text-to-speech questions and responses?

Thank you.

I was telling YOU that YOU are correct and focusing on YOUR COMMENT by thanking YOU for providing YOUR input. Then YOU took it a step further into SJW territory.

Thank you for calling me out. It does sound selfish.

I feel like I should do more to combat racism but I also don’t want to be seen as the white guy who thinks black people can’t do it themselves so here I come to the rescue. So...help?

See this is why I don’t watch the WNBA. Oh you said this was the Cavs? Yikes.

Ok fine, you’re cynical.

In his defense (James that’s a word you should look up the meaning of...), the “Cha Cha Slide” he sings in his head all game long had just gotten to the “hands on your knees, hands on your knees” part.

She probably calls it a “sun dress”.

I’ve often found that the people who have an easiest time explaining to others why they don’t drink are women with great racks. It seems like everything they say just makes more sense and is also at the same time pretty hilarious.

Happy Birthday this month Barry.

As usual, shitty things in sports somehow tie back to Cleveland. Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert’s company Veritix owns Flash Seats, so you can thank him for this.

Friend’s dad had a very similar thing happen. Aneurysm ruptured in the kitchen while cooking dinner with his wife, collapsed and hit his head on the kitchen counter on the way down, and they said hitting his head is what killed him.

The judge in the previous case seemed very pro-NFL if you believed what the reporters were saying, and look how that turned out.

I had to come a long way in the grays to see if someone had made this joke yet but here you are damnit. Well done.

No but I also don’t pretend like I’m going to.

Ah yes, Kevin Garnett. Master of the “hold me back bro” faux-fight.

Starred not because I agree but because I respect the boldness with which this was declared.

Rick Reilly is the nursing home jello of sportswriters. You know jello is going to be bland but you still think maybe it will be decent, and then you’re visiting your great grandma and having lunch and oh there’s jello for dessert and there’s this weird liquid on the top that is also somehow filmy and then the actual

Will your articles are my favorite. Please write more.