Oh I get it now...SLY...like a FOX...that took me way too long even for a Monday.

I pretty much gave up on the thought of having crushes on other women besides my wife once I realized that I’m already enough of a disappointment to one woman so why make it worse.

Pablo’s eyes sure do look a bit bloodshot. Munchies confirmed?

What about toilet paper?

I call your attention to this article:

Hey it can’t be that bad. Ben Affleck has starred in a superhero movie before. Remember “Daredevil”?

BAH-GAWD, THAT QUESALUPA HAS A FAMILY!

The quesalupa tastes a lot better after a chicken quesadilla, a cheesy gordita crunch, and two tacos. At least that was my experience. Unrelated question, are you accepting any more submissions for articles about paunches?

I like the part where the announcer was like, “Oh Crabbe is doing a nice job on Harden,” and then Harden was like, “Broke your ankle bitch.”

“And then I see how we can extract any kind of insight about anything regarding players or strategy or whatever.”

I love how Brandan Wright is like, “Maybe I should...nah I’ll just chill back here at half court and get ready to defend the inevitable turnover.”

They only chain the poor fans. The rich fans are free to come and go as they please.

When you get to the point of having kids it makes it a lot easier to hold a baby if you have a paunch. It’s almost like a little seat for them and it gives your arms a break. Embrace the dad bod and become a dad.

I will always star Ron Swanson.

Probably not an accident. Probably Dusty’s passive aggressive way of showing “Royce” he’s not bigger than the team. “You think you’re special? I don’t even know your name.”

Well gif’d. +1

Not pictured: The 55-gallon drum of Bengay he slathers on each morning.

Unconfirmed sources report Pablo Sandoval was spotted breaching just off the starboard side as the boat docked.

I didn’t know Wes Welker had a kid. I mean, it makes sense he would look like Tom Brady, but still.

That’s awesome. Well not for my work productivity but for everything else. Thank you!