Are you guys thinking of expanding Adequate Man? I feel like it reaches an untapped audience of those of us who want to read GQ but know we’d probably get very little out of it.

Fake your death, assume a new identity, and move to another country. Problem solved!

An entire team of trained bears would probably still have more wins than the Sixers.

Wait so there are only new underboob angles this year and no new sideboob angles? That publication has seriously gone downhill.

The wife likes what she likes. I just inhale it like the good fat American I am so I wouldn’t say I really tasted them much going down.

I swear on all that is holy that my oldest kid didn’t know how to whine until watching Caillou. Then the oldest taught it to the youngest and it’s been all downhill from there. Caillou is why Daddy drinks.

Oh a black woman that likes chicken? Gee that’s not racist at all!

I have stopped ordering olives on pizza because of the Christmas Norovirus of 2014. (It was the gift that kept on giving for 36 horrendous hours per family member.) Blowing your nose after puking and seeing chunks of black olive in the tissue kind of sours the appetite for black olives moving forward.

If it sinks at least James Cameron will have something to do in retirement.

What is that like a 32" TV? How much aren’t the Bengals paying this guy?

Right guard also slips near the end of the play and falls down. Sad that the Super Bowl can’t be played on a surface appropriate for the game of football.

It’s “African American” suitcases Andy. Sheesh. Even Chip Kelly knows that.

I understood this reference.

Apparently the answer to “Do you want to go to war Balake?” is yes.

You’ve got two things working against you here. First, your average bar doesn’t stock absinthe because as mentioned it’s expensive and doesn’t get used very often. Second, it takes time to make, which is time spent away from dispensing a draft beer or pouring shots of Fireball where they can turn the tips quickly.

I dunno about that, I mean this didn’t have a whole lot of instances, or “occurrences”, if you will, of him using synonyms, or “equivalent words”, if you will, for the things he said, or, if you will, “wrote”, in this statement or, one could say, “exposition”.

Guarantee you he doesn’t even look when he backs out of his driveway.

Latin is a dead language, idiot!

I can’t tell if the guy on the right is getting ready to sneeze or take a bite of man flesh.