Taco Bell must have partnered with a lot of local businesses. Parts of Ohio got the infamous Jim from Norton Furniture shilling the quesalupa and his weird voice and furniture.

Wishing violence upon the violent does not make you the better person.

The bologna cake recipe calls for “good quality bologna”. Is there a brand you recommend? Boar’s Head perhaps?

Pretty sure the quote about the Les Mis soundtrack was a clue. You might be right!

This is one of the most popular memes on Reddit’s “blackpeopletwitter” sub where a bunch of white teenagers pretend to be black.

For me it was a spring break road trip staple. Driving from the Midwest to Florida provided ample opportunities for some back seat chugging. Our DD was a saint for putting up with us.

Were they reed instruments? I bet by the end of the year you could’ve gotten drunk by sucking on the reed.

I prefer to make my alcoholic soda pop the old-fashioned way: Southern Comfort and Dr. Pepper in a gas station styrofoam fountain cup.

“Hey do you guys remember that Jimmy Fallon guy who was on Saturday Night Live for a little while and laughed all the time during skits? We could probably make him successful in Leno’s time slot.” - Some guy at NBC who sold his soul to Satan immediately after

Yeah it sounds like they’re saying the kids can’t actually practice IN it, but maybe in the field a couple miles AWAY from it where they can still see it in the city’s skyline.

0:35 - “Fuck yeah.”

HA! Well played.

I get why they’re cutting him, but why don’t they at least try to trade him first? Is there no interest from any team for even a 5th or 6th round draft pick?

$4,881,625

I’m really glad this has zero stars. I’m saddened that it’s not in the grays though. How the hell does this guy get to have his posts out there for all to see?

Riding his bear home after the game. He has to leave earlier than the guys who drive.

Because Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer and the only on-air “talent” left at ESPN are those who are willing to be paid peanuts?

FIFA headquarters are in Switzerland which is located in...EUROPE!

You mean the punt where Berry decided NOT to kick it out of bounds for once and booted it into the end zone for 15 net yards? Between Berry and Wheaton, the punting game crushed the Steelers yesterday.

It definitely resembles an ex-parrot.