Mozgov is like the NBA’s Philip Rivers. Riding bearback.

I am 100% positive my oldest child did not know what whining was until he watched Caillou.

Thank you for this.

Literally the only positive thing I can say about this show and those like it: At least it’s not Caillou.

Holy crap I never heard this story. That is hilarious and so Clemens. http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/story…

We’ve also been informed the content of this post was written entirely by Domino’s.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh wait you’re serious. They really did this.

Do you still intend to pursue journalism someday?

Big thanks to Captain Scholl and his crew for keeping their cool. This could have been a lot worse.

I think it’s more difficult than that. An author wouldn’t want to copy a fan theory and then get blamed for plagiarism or unoriginal work. So not only does GRRM have to finish the series, he also has to make sure his idea for a finale isn’t identical or close to identical with one of the numerous fan theories.

Well maybe the people of House Manning should have listened to Knight O’Dell’s warnings about Human Growth Potion.

“You call that a shank?” - Aaron Hernandez

I think August’s point was that Reggie played in a very physical era where defenders fouled a lot harder and hand checked a lot more often. Steph Curry probably wouldn’t be physically strong enough to overcome it.

It seems like he’s watching the replay on the scoreboard and then giving the stink eye to the player that messed up. But that is the world’s weakest stink eye.

No it means they’re giving out free Bradys. Better get one before they’re gone. (I would pick Marcia.)

It’s a Christmas Mile High Miracle!

Buffalo is the most-flagged team in the NFL this season and the only team that is even close is Tampa Bay. (New Orleans, even with the dumpster fire that is Brandon Browner, is a distant third.)

Other things Roger Goodell approves of:

This knife is $3,000:

Ah, I see this year’s catalog theme is the same as last year’s: “SUCK IT, POORS!”