deadspinlunatic
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At the time of the dunk the Mavs were getting blown out by 25 and it was comfortably in garbage time, but oh, Jordan Bell having a bit of fun is the point where the Mavs felt “disrespected.” Please. Don’t want Jordan Bell to style on you? Maybe don’t lose by 25.

Yeah, it’s totally suspicious when you respond to a call about gunshots and find people running away and ducking behind cover.

This point is 20 years old by now, but, boxing, horse-racing, and baseball have all held and lost the pinnacle of the American sports landscape. It can happen. Over a long enough timeframe, it will happen to football, even if it isn’t laid low by its immediate issues.

At least they got Rafael AT&T’s name right.

I look forward to the videos of angry fans burning Nick Young jerseys.

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d

I see. Aren’t teams allowed to ignore the cap and pay luxury tax, or does the luxury tax kick in once you exceed a percentage of the cap?

More proof that hockey doesn’t work in Canada.

Irving’s handle is probably better than anyone else in the NBA...

“Don’t let us down, Saucy.” With those final words, his gaze lingering as he weighs his masterpiece one final time, Billy Haisley closes his lap top and sits in silence for a moment. He stands, looks at his reflection in the mirror, and thinks to himself, “I did something important today.”

“These people have awful names.”

Fold, don’t wad. You can get away with two squares this way with halfway decent TP.

Brian Flynn out 8 weeks. The barn is listed as hay-to-day.

It should be Bradley Beal.

I’ve been watching him closely this season, and Lebron is a really good athlete, imo.

This ought to shut the highlight truthers right the fuck up. See? They do call traveling in the NBA.

People hate the Warriors because Draymond is a dick kicking asshole and their bandwagon tech-bro fanbase is annoying.

Being a Knicks fan is akin to being the sub in a BDSM relationship.

Hi Grayson!