“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

I impersonated a runner once, until my mother told me to get the fuck off the dining room table.

That’s some solid “im not racist but here’s a racist joke for your consideration” posting.

“They look the same to me.” - the uncle I unfriended on Facebook

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

Colin Cowherd, a rat wearing a human suit

This is really the NCAA at its best. Coaches who are not the highest paid state employees; players that wont make a dime from their sport probably ever and probably go to class once in a while. But fuck that. *

I think it’s time for all nations that want to participate in the Olympics to pony up a few dollars, euros, pounds, shekels, rupees, etc. and give them to Greece, where a permanent dedicated Olympic Village will be built. Greece has no money, but they can donate land. Building it will help the Greek economy. (Why…