Why did all of these happen against the Reds?

You guys should get out and have fun once in a while. I worry about you all.

This will be my third NFL season not watching. I missed it a little the first year. I don’t miss it at all. The season overlaps with the NBA season and MLB playoffs. I’m a hockey fan too, but that’s a little more hypocritical.

This is a garbage take and garbage solution to a short-term problem. Removing the salary cap would make this problem worse, by far.

Sucks this was written and in the can before seeing the Celtics win on a buzz beater. I realize the Cavs are still strong favorites to win, but seems like you can’t see the forest for all the trees. Yes, it’s been a bit boring, but not 2,000-word Billy Haisley thinkpiece boring.

You’re just stealing the joke in the lede now.

“Don’t let us down, Saucy.” With those final words, his gaze lingering as he weighs his masterpiece one final time, Billy Haisley closes his lap top and sits in silence for a moment. He stands, looks at his reflection in the mirror, and thinks to himself, “I did something important today.”

This is a dumb article. More than half of these are just daydreaming about what one player would be like with Boogie. I mean, yeah, I read it, but I feel like this is on the way to rock bottom with my Deadspin time.

If you count minutes on the bench, Westbrook still didn’t get a triple double against the Wizards last week.

I was really, really rooting for the 3-2 loss with both goals counting.

I bet that Kyle blogging line killed during the editing process.

This seems like an apt-time to remind you no one wearing these costumes is getting a paycheck. Send this take back, waiter, it’s flaccidly cool.