For those of you who were worried about whether or not Pastor Maldonado has found new employment . . . . .

There are a fixed number of running Volkswagens. If you get one running another (in proximity) shall stop running.

I once had 14 VW’s between myself and 3 other friends, this theory has become gospel.

“Why are they doing this testing with a rust free car?” - Michigan Craigslist user

You had me at Eva Green.

That is correct! Take another stab at the “TV Shows That Have Been On Entirely Too Long” category on today’s Jeopardy board...

I’d rather tell you about the time I didn’t get caught.

1st Gear: “While the market has yet to open, early trades are already in free-fall at the news of Elon Musk’s death. Details remain sparse, but one unnamed source has told us that Musk was found stuffed between the panel gaps of a Model 3. We advise our viewers to take this report with a grain of salt, of course,…

That’s the latest art installation from contemporary artist ‘Dookie’, it’s his/hers take on the current transit situation.

There’s a reason it’s abbreviated CCCP in Russian.

a robust trade up in Canada where these cars were sold for years. ... it’s likely that the nation to the north is where this ex-pat Russian originally called home

Yeah, right. My dad used to say the same thing about a lot of things - supper time, vacations, reaching for his belt, his flask of Dewar’s. You know, family stuff.

Don’t forget the mascot for the Caliber!

but honestly, which one of us hasn’t hit the wall after a stressful day?

I don’t believe you can buy anything newer which still includes...wing windows! NP.

I’ll go you one better. I AM a subaru WRX driver who doesn’t vape.

I don’t know, I saw a BMW with working turn signals the other day.

Happy motherfuckin’ International Women’s Day, friends!

They d0n’t call it HIStory for nothing.

Because they’re forward looking designs.

Should pay him a percentage of net profits