Dylan Roof walked into a church and calmy murdered nine people and when they picked him up they gave a him a kevlar vest and a meal from Macdonalds. This guy drove without a license and got dragged from his car and curb stomped because I guess one of those things is a big deal.

Meanwhile Chad and Becka are making six figures on the west coast, “legally,” through their dispensaries.

It’s so weird to me how cops just started doing stuff like this since cell phones with video cameras became so common place. You’d think they would have been up to these same shenanigans before, but the outcomes of so many internal investigations into such reports made it clear that witnesses and alleged victims were…

Manifolds are in a perpetual state of danger

Have you seen Point Break?

Tokyo Drift was the best FATF. Don’t @ me. You can comment though.

You act like Patrick is the boss of you or something. He’s probably just afraid you’re going to end up all Orlove-Kurtz on him or something. Anyway, you’re not ill, you’re touched in the head. Touched by Jeepus.

I believe in you David, and I want my voice to be one of many encouraging you to make the best worst…

Please tell me the new gear is all metal....

A Jeep so janky, scientists are still discovering new means of failure.

When you’re a Met, all you’ve got is hope.

Ah yes — YOU MUST SACRIFICE FOR THE GOOD OF THE CORPORATION!!!

Jesus. You just keep fucking talking, don’t you?

I wonder if there were four United employees in Louisville who could have acted as the flight crew the next day.

It’s been reported that this guy is a doctor who refused to leave because he had patients he needed to see... So it’s more important than “a fucking plane ticket”.

“Violently resisting “The Man””?????

If you can’t see how the bad PR associated with the video of his forcible removal from the plane has significantly increased his upcoming settlement payout, then maybe you are the Dumb one.

You know what would’ve happened if he’d just gotten off the plane and “pursue[d] [his] legal remedies later?” He’d have gotten his $800 or whatever and his lawyer would’ve been like “yeah dude, nothing I can do here,” and that would’ve been the end of it.

“[A]n immature and stupid response that literally could not have ended any other way.” What an impressively succinct encapsulation of exactly the type of reflexive bootlickery Burneko denounced in his piece. And the nice thing is, you can make literally the same exact argument in favor of literally any act of defiance…

Falling in line every time JUST MOVES THE FUCKING LINE.

Counter counterpoint: he has made all his legal remedies more valuable and effective by raising the stakes.