They’re all going at a higher rate of speed than Tracy...

They’re all faster than Tracy.

Generally people who take road trips from Alabama discover how much better the rest of the country is. They never go back to Alabama. As they establish residency in their new favorite state, they subsequently register their cars there. This results in only a very tiny window of discovery in which to actually spot an…

I think those HRV ones may actually be rubes. There is a subtle difference.

I don’t mean to alarm you, but there’s a nuclear powered attack carrier looking over your shoulder.

Fucking love that movie.

“What’s the level below that?”

President Trump said he was sending an armada towards NK. He either lied, had no idea what was actually happening, or doesn’t actually know what an armada is. This is way the fuck different from not unveiling military strategy.

I think the issue at hand here is that Trump thinks North Korea is in the Indian Ocean.

Why not both places?

“Sir, I pulled you over because the time-averaged derivative of your location measured by this laser interferometer has exceeded the specified local maximum.”

That’s a pretty dubious claim, Mr. I’ve-never-posted-here-before. But let’s try a sorting-hat exercise: Is Sandy Hook in the 90% or the 10%?

‘Spencer was merely speaking while the Nazi Party was enforcing it’s beliefs violently by force.’

So his views about the racial supremacy of the whites are better than theirs because he hasn’t attacked anyone yet? Bullshit.

He is arguing for a shift in a particular direction. They are the proof that it is a fucking bad…

Once upon at time Jones might have been another Bircher-style lunatic, but he has been embraced and endorsed by the Republican President of the United States, among other GOP office holders. Typical or not, The Lunatic Fringe of right wing conspiracy theories has become an influential part of the Republican apparatus.…

Mistakes like when he said they were turning the frogs gay? Please, spare me.

Riddle me this, Batman— do you have a concrete example for how the left does this or are you just a horseshoe licker?

I was wondering when the neckbeards would show up.

I’m wondering if this comment is performance art. Because it’s pretty much exactly what Alex Jones sounds like. It’s so meta, it’s mind boggling. Does the author even realize he is just like Jones, crazy and ideologically blinded?

I don’t know of anybody who went through as much as you did with a vehicle, David. Your persistence certainly paid off. You deserve to have some fun now.

It’s impressive to have the strictest libel laws and the most absurd tabloids.