Her plastic surgery couldn’t fully reconstruct the Trump butthole mouth, they all speak in a forced, painful way because their mouths don’t seem to stretch wide enough to speak properly. I’m not kidding.

who commandeers my support vehicle

NICE TRY STEF IM STILL GONNA ROLL COAL CUZ THIS SHIT AINT GON HAPPEN TO NO NASCAR RACE AND NEVER WILL CUZ AMERICA RULEZ CUZ JESUS LOVES US AND OUR GUNS AND OUR TRUCKS HELL YEAH.

Wow. Just wow. Time of the month for you?

WHAT???

David: “Return journey? There is a return journey?”

Swiping left or right will cause the fenders to fall off though.

If the Cardinals continue to play like this we’ll have to stickum near the bottom of the division.

Buying a used one from some rando on the internet is not going to entice Toyota to make anymore mid engine sports cars. They make those decisions based on what they think they can sell new.

Jerry Sullivan’s column tomorrow will call him a selfish distraction.

Most likely because not enough cupholders

More than that, Dems need to actually try to fight for their stated positions. For example, if they are in favor of universal health care, they need to promote that idea and try to get positive movement on it (most people want it for fucks sake), not squash it by calling it unrealistic. Fucking stand up for your…

“I’m still pissed that Democrats ran away from Obamacare, for example.”

To be fair it mixes it with equal parts air, rust and Michigan farm top soil.

My understanding from the article is their actual impact will be minimal because they can’t get anything done because they don’t have a pragmatic base.

Wurlitzer of bullshit

Did you bring a .45 in case, well, you know?

You must be fun at parties.

You shall ride into Valhalla, dirty and gross!

He apparently needs wheelie bars.