#LetsGoFish is quite excellent, considering that’s what most Marlins fans (term used loosely) will indeed be doing at game time.

Had to explain to the person I share an office with what was so funny(since I laughed so loud)...she also thought your comment was hilarious.

You just judged the shit out of that well intentioned poster.

Former FAA rulemaker here- Actually it’s not safe to hold a child of any age in your lap when flying. The safest thing is for a small child to be in an air travel approved child seat. In unexpected turbulence, your child is a projectile to be injured or injure others or both. The only reason there aren’t regulations…

Please refrain from flying on airplanes, with or without your child.

>”...I’m not risking it even if my doctor said to...”

This is your first kid, isn’t it?

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

You know, if you’re so inclined, there are other blogs out there that you can follow. Or, you could start your own.

Or, you could keep trolling whenever something you disagree with is posted. 

David Tracy today:

*receives letter “The factory warranty on your 1948 Jeep Off Road project is about to expire”

Tesla Model S, I can’t even find the damn thing!

You get it. Why doesn’t anyone else?

Apparent detective work in the 60's:

Tracy would vote crack pipe simply because it runs.

Wait you mean swapping in a twin turbo lambo v12 and awd conversion into a gmc vandura costs more than 30 grand and won’t actually be able to go 270mph? Nonsense! #forzalogic

Please do get a motorcycle license. Maybe then you’ll understand.

No, it’s not always your fault for rear-ending someone. For example, if they cut into your lane without giving safe space, it’s not your fault for rear-ending. And I’m not just giving hypothetical fault, I’m talking LEGAL fault here. As in the law. As in, you’re an asshat.

You shouldn’t get into another lane if it forces the vehicles traveling into that lane to get on their brakes. Watch the video again, the left lane is moving a lot faster than the other lanes.