Facts Third.

David: I still really want to get to Moab.

<Patiently waits for an article from David about his 48 Jeep that *doesn't* potentially doom the build.>

Thank God for auto-shutoff valves on pumps. I know some fuel did spray, but they prevented a massive disaster.

“I’m Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!!!”

That’s Xterrifying.

So they hit the gas instead of the brake?

they hit 88mph, and we saw some shit

He wouldn’t have gotten off with no points by paying the fine, though. He explicitly says in the article that the reason Lehto had to negotiate the prosecutor was to get rid of the charge that carried points.

“absolute badass in the courtroom.”

I read an article about this woman who was a distance runner and suffered a brain injury that disabled her short term memory (like in Memento). The injury allowed her to find success in ultra-marathons, the type where the course is like 100 miles and takes a couple days to run. With no short term memory, she had no…

Far Side did it.

Miss Fritter... the school bus... is wearing a “crazy collection of her victims’ license plates”.

damn dude do you listen to hip hop?

Awful awful opinion, shit stinks. No one who knows lyricism gives a goddamn about a throw away rhyme from “Monster”. That fact you quoted and compared it to mad commercial songs, many of which aren’t all that lyrically impressive, let’s us know you swim in the shallowest of pools. Comparison with “Juicy”? Fuck outta…

The best verse in hip hop is probably something you’ve never heard since you’re just listings songs that got play on the radio. There’s a big amount of subjectivity that goes into it, but not enough to allow for that Monster verse to be considered the best—of ALL TIME mind you, not the last 15 years, as you put it. As…

Yeah, but Big continued to make great records. Saying Nicki is good because of Monster is like saying Nick Foles is good because he threw 7 TDs in a game 4 years ago.

It’s almost as though having a 24 year-old write cultural and historical criticism will invariably lead to shallow, half-baked results.

I think it’s telling that anytime someone wants to mention that Minaj is a “technically proficient rapper”, or some such thing, they always and exclusively mention the Monster verse. It’s undeniably good, even really good, but 6 years is a long time to coast on one verse...

I just turned to my Amazon Echo and said, “Alexa, open the pod bay doors.” It replied, “I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that. I’m not HAL and we’re not in space.”