David Tracey’s next restoration project:

WTF is the point of being teetotal if your face still ends up looking like you drink a fifth a day?

There are still gamers that like No Mans Sky. You obviously don’t, and you have to accept that your opinion isn’t shared by all.

Are you also inspired by the story of Sisyphus? He shows so much passion.

You See the Truth That Other People Do Not.

Translation: “I don’t like it so you shouldn’t either!”

The LED running lights trend crossed over to fighter jets too? ...looks pretty good

Dan Snyder is the most classless owner in American sports.

How much did you offer them for it? It obviously has soul now and is less of a basket case than you ‘48.

Perhaps he’s been- he’ll love this one- living under a rock.

Hey, what’s that supposed to mean?

This seems like a Tracy article.

Can’t do it. I have an addictive personality and I WILL end up like David Tracy.

You’re really going to do this to David right now?

“At the end of the day, we just couldn’t walk away from mutual alliteration.”

—Buffalo Bills Personnel Person on sudden signing of Tyrod Taylor

My dad worked as a forklift operator at a plant in Tonawanda and has these same takes :(

My favorite part of this is the hot takes on what Tyrod needs to do to succeed on the local news sites. Yeah, like he never would have thought to throw over the middle without input from a lardassed forklift operator from Tonawanda. Thanks, buddy!

My late-grandfather-in-law owned this, he wasn’t a car guy but man did he love that car. Even when his health was failing him, due to cancer, he would walk me down to the garage, asked me to fill it with gas since he could no longer lift the gas can. Then we would sit there and talk while he ran it for several…