There are plenty of “real car people” who are also interested in foreign policy and geopolitics.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

And then you become a James Bond villain.

Launch day matching-seats DLC

it is a Power Ranger. Bye I will see myself out

Having the event poorly run isn’t really reason enough to not allow a victory lap, especially if they had been allowing them before they fell behind schedule.

Breaking: Republicans guesstimation of economy grossly off mark

You mean to tell me that “trailer park maintenance person” isn’t a reputable line of work?

That is the ugliest vehicle I have ever seen. Sure it wasn’t built to tow an Aztec?

uh...not to defend the movie...but the characters in Uncharted say “shit” like it’s going out of style. Or does only “fuck” count as a “swear” now?”

First Daytona 500 in Trump’s America, and half the cars have no opportunities to succeed. The takes write themselves.

Still doesn’t make sense. Beef is beef.

Isn’t it great to see a picture of a president and his daughter that doesn’t make you want to puke?

it turns out that we made paying employees in company scrip illegal for a reason

A 5-second violation is for in-bounding the ball and the ball was in-bounded. Next time understand the rules before you try to put blame on the refs/commissioner.

Sigh. I wish I had a brother who was a professional mechanic and crew for his race team. The only sibling I can turn to for advice is my younger sister, and all she can tell me is that Drake is obviously in love with Rihanna but Rihanna is clearly not interested

Personally, I hate the cars that try to make a joke of themselves. Plywood wings, aluminum foil hubcaps, joke stickers, truck nuts... They’re equivalent to the person who never outgrew the “Quoting movies make me funny!” mindset, even after repeating the same Monty Python lines out of context for the 4th time that…

Next day:

You poor, innocent victim. “Boo hoo, I’m being stereotyped,” you say. Say that to the people in the crowd that you crashed into and see if you get any sympathy!

To be fair, the country still hasn’t gotten over the national shame that was the 1994 Junior Goodwill Games.