That's why I always poop under the neighbor's porch.

If you poop indoors, everything in your bathroom, and your whole house is constantly covered with fecal coliform bacteria. Enjoy brushing your teeth!

Why even go on living, for that matter.

Why is this preferable to a plunger?

Why even get up on New Year's Eve? Just stay in bed and wait until January 2nd to guarantee no hangover.

And also i just love when white people talk to me about Social pressure.

Did you see me denying the social pressure to be skinny? Bitch you should learn how to read next time before starting to tell people how you wish to assault them.

Help yourself.

Most Place in The US isn't really walker friendly or even biking friendly. It's such a shame because in terms of landscape, the US has almost everything you can dream of.

Genetic that lets me do what exactly? All i said is in France we are very lucky to have less growth hormone and other problematic antibiotics in what we eats.

But we eat less process food though. And our meat Have less antibiotic in them and other dangerous thing they fed animals in the state with. I think that's the real problem with the states.

Vagina: SODA CAN (Mountin' Dew)

Never google 'sounding'.

Rectum: SODA CAN (Mountain Doo)

What, no baseball bats?

You do realize Beyonce gave an all-female band a chance to shine on her fucking tour right:

Generally speaking, what they usually do is print out the shot, the art director or photographer circles and writes notes on the print about all the little things that catch his/her eye, like how her hand looks pink/plump in that one shot. It could have been for a number of reasons, maybe it was cold or maybe she had…

That's because "homophobic" isn't the right word to describe you. A more accurate word is "bigot", "asshole", or "anachronism".

You may as well spike yourself in the carotid with the heel if you think that purse is attractive.

This is a contradiction. If you use Pam spray, you are already dead.