Oh, the delusional woman who doesn't understand emergency room protocol is a biologist now.

I realise I'm a little late to the party on this one (haha), but Gatorade is for amateurs. Pedialite is for pros. Gatorade is good in a pinch but if you've really tied one on, then all that sugar ain't gonna help matters.

Reformed, have we?

Too common. Who hasn't had a baseball bat in the ass?

I'm coming for you. Look out.

That's because you're a bigot.

But what if his name was D'Wayne?

..they're called callouses, Nancy. Get some.

'Paging Dr Freud. Slipping hazard on aisle 2.'

Pedafile:

Who won that 'War On Terror', again?

They have those already.

I have underwear which is more informed than the average American.

Those people are fools, everyone knows that it's us, The Gays who make the best firewood.

Contraception.

It's true.

Right.

Oh, well, no problem then. Nukes for everyone!