I realise I'm a little late to the party on this one (haha), but Gatorade is for amateurs. Pedialite is for pros. Gatorade is good in a pinch but if you've really tied one on, then all that sugar ain't gonna help matters.

Reformed, have we?

Too common. Who hasn't had a baseball bat in the ass?

I'm coming for you. Look out.

That's because you're a bigot.

But what if his name was D'Wayne?

Those people are fools, everyone knows that it's us, The Gays who make the best firewood.

Contraception.

Honestly though, who hasn't been so blotto that they've had to cut their shoes off?

Hello, friend, welcome to Earth!

Oh please, who cares about those people?

Stunning darling, you've got the part.

America is a very bad idea.

This has been my approach to drinking for quite some time.

Live streaming tv worldwide: http://myiplayer.eu/home.php?/USA/… there's a zillion annoying popups, look for the tiniest 'x' to close 'em.

Bullshit old woman, like what? (Weed is not a drug)

Not if they released them to a furrier, where they belong.