A cat is simply a coat waiting to be born.

"It's almost 10 inches,"

I hope the investigation is for his real crime, full coverage foundation abuse.

"It's almost 10 inches,"

Speak for yourself, sister.

You need to get out more.

Btch, plz. Y'all clams are not the demo.

There is absolutely no coincidence here. We are absolutely pushing our gay agenda, and we ain't gonna quit until it's normal. We run the entertainment and fashion industries. We're here, we're queer, get the fuck used to it.

That's not gay anymore. It's only gay if you like them.

That random stuff is what we in the biz call 'brand names'. Stussy has been huge since the 80's and have stores all over the world.

Kim, that lash glue.

Nope, that's more like a horror story.

Does everyone not know about him and Natalie Imbruglia? That's been going on for years.

You would fall over if you knew how many models you probably already beat it over started out with a little something extra.

Also, Beyonce, in person, is really totally great. Smart and polite and totally in control of her whole shebang. Everyone that works for her is lovely, which is a real measure for a star. Miss Tina, her mom, is possibly the sexiest woman I've ever encountered, and is totally out the back in wardrobe with a needle in…

Sweatshops.

Nokia, '94, Tokyo. This brick was state of the motherfucking art.

You seem like a fun gal. Fuck these dried up bitter Bettys heaping their puritanical bullshit on you. Go get em, tiger.

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Yes, always call your spirits, or you'll get Popov. To the horror of marketing executives everywhere, good old Smirnoff wins blind taste tests.