"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

I'm not much of a grammar/spelling nazi, but 'per say' is my number one idiot alarm.

If you had the forethought to invite me to your "party" you would know I deliver.

You're not from America are you?

Animals are overrated. Having a robot deliver free trade coffee, hemp jewelry and dildos, right to my door is awesome.

Iraqis seem to think they're the bomb.

KIEV: Kissing Includes Eating Vagina.

You win the Best Ever Username/Discussion/Comment Combo Award, my good fellow. (or madam as the case may be) +1

I've already switched to tea and I feel AWESOME!

The buttplug stickers are a dead give away.

I will not be satisfied until he eats someone.

Public shaming should be used for Drunk Driving Offenders everywhere. Nothing pushes change as much as peer/colleague pressure.

Barbara Walters was at the press screening of Gravity I attended. She sat about three rows in front of me and didn't say an audible peep. I was very tempted to approach her on the way out because I thought a pic with her would make for a great Instagram. I felt self-conscious about doing that with my peers, though.

Look, these kids are 12 and the Internet exists. They're already well-versed in scat, donkey porn, bukkake, shemales, what have you.

I bet some giza fell asleep at the wheel

There is an incredible amount of gleeful dumping on the woman in most of these comments. Kind of gross, imo.

Is "I'm all sex positive and all, but..." the new "I'm not a racist, but..."? Cause if not, you just made it happen.

I think you're supposed to follow her on Twitter.