And the stupid dimwits he cheated still vote for him.

And his consiglieri Musk should go with him.

But the wake will feature KFC and McDonald’s!

Honestly, I'm hoping he strokes out prior to inauguration day. He's not a healthy man after all. 

What? The Cheeto Bandito stiffing contractors? Never! It's not like you can walk down the street in NYC and ask almost anyone, and they'll know someone screwed over by Trump. And we won't even talk about Atlantic City. Yikes. 

Sidenote: apparently calling Elno Elonia on TwiXter will get you banned.

two Boeing 747 planes initially ordered by a now-collapsed Russian airline

Remember handing cash to the UPS driver for the COD order?

Well, tell Boeing to hurry up, then. I’m sure everything will be fine if they rush it a little.

“won’t be ready until at least 2029, after Trump’s second term ends.”

Right? Half the time the UPS truck would show up at your house and you’d pretty much forgotten that you ordered something. But man, it was a big deal when that brown truck pulled up to the house!

I’m all in favor of Boing rushing production and taking every shortcut it can think of to get him his plane. 

Or his shitty supporters will demand it.

Perhaps the Russian airline has a couple of planes they can give Trump.

He will probably demand they revert to the old paint scheme, put a McDonalds on board and lots of gold leaf and tiki torches

Ten bucks says the asshole will demand they put his name in giant letters on the side of the plane.

I’d settle for him enjoying a massive stroke that leaves him incapable of moving, speaking, or communicating in any way.

Derangement is what Trump asskissers suffer from.

When is the sentencing for the 34 felonies?