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It’s amazing how stupid people can be. When I was around 12 or so, my dad was driving our short bed truck with an 8 foot ladder in the back. We stopped at an intersection and we got rear ended by a guy in a restored 1st gen Mustang that had just come from the paint booth.

I think flashing the lights at a populated intersection should be enough to get him impersonation. Any reasonable person would have suspected it was an unmarked police unit being driven by an officer. (In CA at least, when anyone other than a LEO is driving, like a mechanic, they hood the light bar with a bag that

What’s even funnier here is that he seems to have been driving a former LE car, complete with pusher bar and other cop components. To this, he apparently retrofitted the lights. I suspect that proving intent to impersonate isn’t going to be a big challenge here.

Stainless covered by whatever = oxygen starvation = “crevice” corrosion.

I’m confused...we’re butthurt that we don’t have vehicles that are total trash and look like a trash bin?

All of them are fully covered with wraps promoting their/their companies’ businesses.”

But you can clean and polish a car and it’ll look like new again. I don’t think there’s any chance he will be able to get that steel panel to look 100% uniform again. It’ll look exactly as he describes, as if someone went at it with a scotch-brite pad.

Don’t. No person who bought one of those things deserves any sympathy!

You are not alone.

I would call it schadenfreude, but that’s probably too big of a foreign word for you.

Nope, I see zero reason to have the slightest sympathy for anyone so dumb as to buy one of these turds.

Given how easy they are to break, I think calling them a “trolling rollmobile” might be more accurate!

Get out of here and take your well-developed understanding of physics with you, this is Trump’s America now. Those aren’t stains. They’re MAGA Marks, they’re supposed to be there, and anyone who doesn’t have them is a beta cuck or whatever they like to call everyone they don’t like these days.

The laws of physics don’t care about you, and if you ignore them, they will not feel sympathy for you when cause begets effect.

How unfortunate.

Something something messed around and are finding out. Sounds a lot like what’s going to happen over the next few years.

Maybe don’t buy a rolling trollmobile and this wouldn’t happen.

Yes, you made that point already.

Most cars get to temperature while driving just fine.