Did you know that if a car has both a catalytic converter and a dogleg gearbox, it won’t run? The components are mortal enemies and the transmission will dump itself right out the undercarriage...

cue Yakety Sax...

I’ll smile if every single subhuman who voted for fascism dies of the most painful cancer possible. They can all eat shit.

I hope the Donald is successful because I love my country

Yeah sure with covid you can say that now, but at the time having to figure it out as we go along was difficult. Then throw in foreign interference, an utterly inept leader, people just doing literally whatever the fuck they wanted... and yeah it didnt go great.

Interesting take - most sports also know better than to put microphones on drivers when they’re on the field (in the heat of battle) - then complain about the result.

I don’t believe it. Send Elon into space for 24 months. I bet he’ll be fine. 

Lol NOTHING IMPORTANT HERE, JUST A MAD #TRUMPTARD 

Alright, what team will give Cee-lo Green a seat just so he can sing “Fuck You” post-race with Ben in attendance? 

Ahh what's wrong #TRUMPTARD? sore winner much? At least we don't support a #CONVICTEDRAPIST for President, how weird of you to support Rape?! What is wrong with you, why are you so weird? #NEVERMYPRESIDENT #CULT #INBREDLOSERS

The nice thing about being human is that we don’t need to evolve how to breath underwater (or to hold our breath for two hours). We can just build a submarine. 

Fuck you, Ben Sulayem.

sends Elmo to mars.

I think the point they were trying to make is that the mechanisms underpinning muscle and bone homeostasis are different than those underpinning mitochondrial homeostasis.

Yeah great analysis Mr. Scientist but the point of this isn’t that it’s shocking that there are major complex and granular difficulties with supporting life off-planet, it’s to set the stage for the sorts of technologies we’ll need to develop to do it. Sorta like how we can actually breathe underwater and fly in the…

It is really cool to see the number of things that need to be artificially maintained for space travel to work and how people are making that stuff, though. Like trying to mimic the magnetic fields of earth? That’s some wild shit.

Drink bleach, you fascist-simping fuckstain.

Trumps entire campaign was attacking and hating, but sure it’s the “libs.”

I know this wont work but !remind me 2 years.