The cargo shorts/pants dweebs miss the painfully obvious sarcasm in that ad.

Cargo shorts catching strays out here.

Oh, of course.

Thought I’d leave him there.  He’s telling us he peaked in high school without telling us he peaked in high school.

And there’s one of those angry morons in the grey now!

I think Hummer as a brand has had this innate and inescapable air of douchebaggery surrounding it that the Cybertruck can only hope to aspire to. 

You can find a nice first or second generation Lightning, which is a true high performance pickup of the era for what they’re asking for this.

It’s a lovely truck, inside and out, VERY low mileage for the age, and looks to have been well loved. But $19k is just too much. People are paying these prices for pristine Toyota pickups, which is STILL too much, but the market already exists for those. 

I’d forgotten about these. With a bench seat and that school-bus shifter, it’s like a living fossil from the Triassic period of factory-custom truck offerings.

Is that a banana in your pocket? Yes, and an orange and a pocket comb and an extra set of keys and my sunglasses.

My recently-divorced-dad friend got one and it made me feel like a bad friend. Why couldn’t you talk to me before you made this decision? After a few months he was already thinking about selling it. 

I may only buy small cars. But I do like what were once normal-sized pick ups. Love the truck, but not for $19k.

The cyberstuck is stainless steel, you heathen!

It’s questionable how Ford’s marketing team came up with the Nite name.

We all know it’s the Cyber Truck, but I’m going to say the Jeep Gladiator. It isn’t good at anything but projecting an image that says “I am a cargo shorts and wrap-around Oakley enthusiast who lies about attending Ranger school.”

I owned a 79 and 94 Bronco and never realized that; also one of those actually sold on BaT last year for $16,750 so I guess there is a market for those and the F-150 version, but $19 grand for an F-150 you could reproduce yourself if you liked that look, for far less, is definitely ND.

A paint and decals special edition... which has been re-painted and new decals applied. So, everything special which remains is the floor mats. Collectors must be climbing over each other - why not send it to Barret-Jackson with a thick folder of invoices and photos?

The EV Hummer, proper douche bro machine. 

I thought the answer was fairly easy.

I’ll give them this, it is rare to find a clean 4x4, manual, low mileage, F150.  That being said this is just too much money.