Fuck you

Phrasing like that implies there are good ones. 

This reads like a poorly written ad for Goldbelly. The author’s byline not being a clickable link does nothing to assuage that sense.

Hate clicks are still clicks. Welcome to the Herbiverse.

You might want to dismiss the racist shithead in grey.

Perfect for getting that Tide pod flavor out of your mouth!

There’s a northeastern chain called Ocean State Job Lots that’s essentially Family Dollar General Tree. I’ve been in a few times & I was surprised by the same thing - Crest toothpaste, but manufactured in/for the Pakistani market, was the oddest.

They’re all trash - bad for everyone but the C suite & stockholders.

Hey, don’t knock gas station dining as a whole. Some of the best sausage & biscuits I’ve ever had were from a filling station in northern Mississippi. Fried chicken & catfish, too.

He did it all for the crookie.

They could be Subway!

We don’t even need the last 5 words of your post!

So no, there’s not even a grain of truth. Nice job negating your “fun” premise. 

Pretty generous with the j word there.

Compared to other cocoa powder, Dutch-process cocoa powder has lower acidity, which means higher pH. Lower pH = more acidic, just as stated in the Serious Eats post linked above.

+1

“good kinja”

I’m not sure “journalist” is applicable here. 

That sounds like ice cream as punishment.