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If there’s evidence that indicates otherwise, I’m unaware of it. 

Is there a good reason you haven’t just banned that dipshit troll? He’s a loathsome, racist prick.

That’s clear evidence that you’re the stupidest fucking commenter here. 

Understatement of the century!

Kongzilla or GTFO

He already comes across as a fucking lunatic, so I’m not sure “looking silly” is a big concern.

Chopping off America’s wang is long overdue. At the very least, let’s build a border wall to contain FloridaMen to their home state.

Phrasing like that implies there are good ones. 

This reads like a poorly written ad for Goldbelly. The author’s byline not being a clickable link does nothing to assuage that sense.

Hate clicks are still clicks. Welcome to the Herbiverse.

Fuck off with your pointless Finnish nationalism.

Jezebel can’t die soon enough. They’ve had nothing but shitty “writers” for years. 

The Drive is nearly as trash as current Jalopnik. The Autopian is shaping up as what Jalopnik once aspired to be.

Only 6-9 months? That’s being extraordinarily generous.

You might want to dismiss the racist shithead in grey.

You must be a time traveler! I hate to break it to you, but this ain’t Deadspin, which was murdered by toxic herbs in 2019.

Perfect for getting that Tide pod flavor out of your mouth!

There’s a northeastern chain called Ocean State Job Lots that’s essentially Family Dollar General Tree. I’ve been in a few times & I was surprised by the same thing - Crest toothpaste, but manufactured in/for the Pakistani market, was the oddest.

They’re all trash - bad for everyone but the C suite & stockholders.

Hey, don’t knock gas station dining as a whole. Some of the best sausage & biscuits I’ve ever had were from a filling station in northern Mississippi. Fried chicken & catfish, too.