I would assume that 99% of bikini barista coffee shops justifiably have a hammer, pepper spray and/or a firearm within arm’s reach, because people can’t behave.

“She knows that he might countersue.”

Since posting this four times isn’t enough, let’s have it again!

Ah, I see the misunderstanding here - you said “she should have filed charges” meaning “she just should have filed charges,” and I read “she should have filed charges” as claiming she hadn’t.

Wouldn’t have happened if he didn’t lose his fucking mind over drinks.  That’s where the problem started.

Should hit the guy on the head.

I’m not sure how smashing his windshield protected her. She shoulda smashed him with the hammer.

“The customer is now banned from Taste of Heaven Espresso and Lee is pressing charges for assault.”

Ahh. Got it. I live in a place that gets five months of -5C to -40C winter. That establishment would die here. 

Hit the glass on the windshield?

My god, could her business be more cliched?

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Fuck that. There are far too many asshole customers across the board, and employees are told that they just have to take whatever shit customers give them. Don’t want an employee losing their shit on you? Then don’t be an asshole customer. It’s not complicated.

And her shop is one of those “bikini wearing” shops.

Why isn’t this asshole’s name and home city repeated multiple times in the article?  Shame this dude back into the cave.

If someone is trying to attack, hiding behind a window is not much deterrent. Raging at them with a hammer is a pretty good deterrent.

Are you the type of chucklefuck that complains about drink prices at the strip club? That is essentially what bikini coffee shops are. This dude is a tool. Now I am curious if you are as well.....

White turtle neck with backwards cap and ironic sunglasses and regular whiner about the coffee price he is pulling up to (the bikini coffee house?!) to buy gets a hammer through his windshield? I’m ok with this.

Buddy’s hat told me everything I needed to know about the situation.