Between the paintings of himself he had done after ripping off his own charity?

Bloom County definitely did. The premise was that Trump was in an accident, his body was irreparably damaged and the doctors needed to put his brain in another body, so they chose a comatose Bill the Cat.  

The very first thing I knew about Donald Trump was that Ivana accused him of marital rape during the divorce, and this is how I learned was marital rape was. His lawyers made her recant to get her settlement but not once in the decades since have I ever not thought of that when I see his smarmy, raping face.

Yeah, I remember near the beginning of Obama’s administration, someone asked Trump what he thought of him, and he said that he wished him luck and hoped he did a good job. The context for that was that it was supposedly a wildly out of character thing for him to say. I remember it pretty clearly because I defended him…

“He didn’t say it.”

Geez, really? I remember reading Bloom County (or maybe it was Doonesbury) comics, when I was a kid in the 80s, mocking Trump. I remember pointing out in 2015 that he’d already been a punchline for 30 years.

Can’t wait until the day he dies. Hopefully it’s on camera and we can all watch the spread of the terror on his hideous face and the piss stain on his ill fitting pants.

Probably found out she didn’t actually agree with him about the blacks and the Jews.

“Actors like Messing are probably used to flattering slimy entertainment industry bigwigs for the sake of their jobs”

And, like I said, he’s made up shit about a lot of those other celebs also allegedly having gushed over him in the past only to turn on him since he’s ran for office. It’s happened so often that it amounts to a whole genre of bullshit that he peddles to his credulous followers.

You mean, besides how she criticized him on Twitter? The piece presumes that he’s telling the truth that they really met at an NBC upfront and she gushed over him, only to later criticize him. I’m saying that he’s probably making up the former in response to the latter. There’s no evidence that it happened; in fact,…

It’s been a decade-plus of him ruining America and he still won’t shut up and go away.

Are we sure it was Will & Grace that got Trump crushing on Messing? If anything, he was probably under the delusion that she was more like her character on Seinfeld:

Well, duh! Actors like Messing are probably used to flattering slimy entertainment industry bigwigs for the sake of their jobs, but that doesn’t mean she’d endorse him for president of the country. Plus, Messing’s show was off the air by the time Trump launched his campaign, so she certainly didn’t have to pretend…

She's lucky he didn't grab her by the pussy.

But I mean who wouldn’t immediately fall for a guy who looks like this?

I’m legitimately unsure if I’ve ever seen an ego so fragile, both in reality and in fiction.

God, I’m so fucking tired of relentlessly exhausting orange fuckball.

And they all say, "Sir, thank you"

Yep, she was in line right behind the big huge manly men who weep giant manly tears because Trump saved America.