Yes, it’s your list, but I’d argue that lettuce choice is important. Romaine gets warm and soggy too fast. Iceburg is the best on a burger, IMO, as it stays crunchy longer.

Hard disagree on raw onions, but then again, I just don’t like raw onions in any context.  Biting into a raw onion is like getting a sudden blast of mace to the tongue; it just dominates the flavor of anything it is paired with.

Just a nitpick here, but Stephen Colbert’s show is on CBS, which is an over-the-air network. You do not need cable to watch it :) 

I actually did the “list slides” option but it was still too much of a list to read through.

this has to be the lengthiest rage bait in history. you could have just done a top ten to piss people off, but nooo

That is totally not in the song, but I still read it in Biafra’s voice.

Thank you for the link; I had absolutely no knowledge of her family’s link to the Osage.

You’d be amazed by how many people can fit on a motorcycle in India.

Have you heard of Florida? Lol

No one cares nerd. Go jerk off to Goodfellas again. 

Honestly, I would just have it wrapped and call it a day.

I’ll continue to beat this drum, but how cool would it be for SNL to mix up the formula and when a pure standup hosts, let them have the two musical guest slots for 5-10 minutes to do their material. It’d be more interesting than converting the monologue into a 3-minute version of their set. The Foo Fighters are a…

“Though common in New Jersey, the hoagie...”

Josh Freese has actually played SNL before. He drummed for Paul Westerberg back in 1993.

He shouted out “Burt Reynolds!” during the pause in “Can’t Hardly Wait”.

When you do all of your “research” on social media, this is what happens. 

The Drummonds are a perfect example of how ill-gotten wealth from 100 years ago is still keeping the same family’s descendents crazy rich today except in a different form. (The British Royal Family is another example.)

Well, this article also refers to the book as a “novel”, which it isn’t, so this may well be more NuJez sloppiness, since I only find the character listed with the surname “Brown”.

Killers of the Flower Moon is not a novel, it’s definitely nonfiction.

In the meantime, Ree Drummond and her in-laws are shitting their pants in all the PR meetings they have to have now.

Man I liked Danny Palumbo! What did you do with him and why was he replaced with this weird snarky food gatekeeping writer that is also completely incorrect? I hope you used AI for this because otherwise it is a very sad use of your time and talents.