I would be more than happy to see the TSA disbanded. Just another bureaucracy that does nothing.
I would feel perfectly comfortable flying if they no longer exist. 

Just another reason to disband the most useless agency we got. Fuck the TSA. 

Aaaa you were so close! It’s “Dewey Cheatham and Howe” (thank you 3 Stooges)

Judging from the stunned silences that his ad-libs usually garner, this iteration of Real Time will be 60% Bill scowling at the audience for not “reacting satisfactorily” while the applause sign gets a workout.

Bill’s repeated his talking points so much he hasn’t said anything “off the cuff” in years.

It was written? I thought he just dumped a box of Alpha-Bits on his desk and read that verbatim

I’ll take this moment to plug Strike Force 5. It’s a podcast that the other late night hosts made, and all the ad revenue is going to their staffs. I don’t even watch late night shows since Craig Ferguson retired, but I’m enjoying it. It’s just four funny guys and Jimmy Fallon shooting the shit.

I'm surprised the TSA didn't claim pocketing cash was civil asset forfeiture. 

Mothers, lock up your daughters, Sean Penn is about!

I think I can resist the temptation.

Mr Penn, this is an Arby’s.

I think the word you were look for was “emanates”, not “permeates”. 

No one loves Elon more than Elon.

Musk responded on TSMSFKAT* to someone sharing the anecdote about him asking Heard to cosplay as the character by sharing a photo of her in the costume. So yeah, he thinks it makes him awesome.

I can only say good things about this particular work. This is a subject that rarely gets attention. The Osage can have more of their story told, despite certain of our resident greys that may come and try to convince everyone that nobody hurt any of the Osage for their oil.

Sean, please stop trying to help.

Not that it helps but I think the sense in which he “went to jail” for what Will Smith “just did” was that Penn has gone to jail for assault, as well as had legal issues related to hitting or punching reporters and paparazzi, and he’s conflating it with Smith receiving an award and getting applause after just having…

The fact that this is what Musk doesn’t mind people knowing is what confirms he’s such an awful person. But no, I don’t think anyone was expecting that an authorized biography was going to dig up the dirt on all of his sexual harassment or anything.

If this whole evil, anti-semitic steampunk enabler of genocide in an anti-trans rocket ship billionaire, demagogue thing doesn’t work out for him, I think his breeding kink could make him a few pennies on Onlyfans.