dead-elvis
Dead Elvis, Inc.
dead-elvis

Did...did you actually censor the word screw?

So...your screen name is eatshitassholes but you’re reluctant to type the word pussy?

It depends entirely upon what state, county and city/district he did this in.

Same reason I live stream my trips to the bathroom.

I sure am, clowntits. No idea which part of my comment implied I shouldn’t be.

Because the Hummer H3 lived up to its expectations.

I bet they just Puch ‘em out there.

The price does seem high, but how often do you see one of these in your town? NP

DeSaster is a greasy, pudding-fingered lost Dwarf called Wokey.

I would think that price would apply to the 2wd version. I see those occasionally. This is super rare and in great share for what it is. 

The same can be said for just about any vehicle that isn’t sold in another country. For example, I saw a random news story about Ford, Dodge and Chevrolet starting to sell their full sized trucks in Australia and Europe. I guess the stupid “ Brodozer” thing here in the US has infected other parts of the world. Ford

That looks like so much fun, I wish we could get fun little trucks like that here in the States.  Not sure it’s worth $40k, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they get it.

Without the rust-bubbles infecting a number of the hinge points I’d almost say NP. 

the LT of the tiny fallus brigade! why don’t you fuck off back to 4chan?

Get out of my country you disgusting turd.

now tell us where the scary black lady touched you

What about... What about... What about...

Maybe fuck the fuck off for good then, you incel dickhead.

This woman was never “scared.” She wanted to murder her neighbor, researched the best way to do it, and baited that poor woman into walking up to her door so she could shoot her.

Cry some more, your tears are great moisturizer