You may be unaware that the Phoenix PD has a reputation for over reacting and unprofessionalism. Unless you’ve seen a video proving their claims on how this started and red light running, they should be taken with a grain of salt,

Related question. What species are police ducks? I would hope that most departments choose the majestic Mallard.

If you need a truck, you need a truck, fine. If you buy a giant brodozer to commute to the office and back, I will think you are an idiot. Just like I think the guy who bought a Ferrari to sit in traffic is an idiot.

If only they had some sort of way of finding out who owned the car, a sort of plate maybe with a sequence of letters and numbers unique to each driver. I also wish they had incredible flying machines capable of following the car from a safe distance.

As the old man was fond of saying, “There’s no point in running. Cops have the speed-of-light advantage,” thanks to radio.

Obviously not, but send him a fucking ticket for running the light. Which is the normal thing that happens when you run a red light.

Next time you get a moving violation, will you expect the police to pit-maneuver you?

I got my professional start working for a health insurance company - and a non-profit one at that. And I saw enough shit there that when the revolution comes, I say health insurance company execs should be first against the wall. It is an industry that is rotten to the core. Healthcare should be no different than…

But how will cops get their “hero” thrill-on if we stop car chases and used helicopters and tracer tags?

If only it would kill Trump. And his evil spawn.

In my experience dads who are all, “Boys are all disgusting pieces of shit towards girls,” were/are, 99% of the time, disgusting pieces of shit towards girls.

Article Request: Type 2's in Brazil. So much to discuss! Split windows made until 1975, bay windows made until 2013, crazy 6 door variants called Lotação, the rare Ultima Edition, the huge cultural impact of these vehicles over many decades, etc.

I discovered this a few weeks ago.

So, it’s like Torch and David Tracy had a love baby and slapped some green paint on it?

More on the Willys F-85 which Brazil chose.

Agreed. I wouldn’t call either true Mexican food, but Qdoba at least tries to change things up with flavors, and generally has more variety and tastier choices. I’m sadly something of a connoisseur of both, since Qdoba is the only fast-food/fast-casual near my office and Chipotle is local to home and a favorite of my…

Guys. It was mostly facetious.

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Say it with me slowly...enthusiasts can like trucks too.

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