I’m not above eating bastardized American versions of international food. But, like, if you’re going to bastardize it, go big or go home. That’s why I’ll eat Taco Bell and from my neighborhood authentic Mexican truck, but nothing in between.

I've never had Chipotle and I don't see that changing.

Apparently they can be decidedly exacting editorial critics, though. 

#humornothat

Yes

Demonstrating yet again, that racists are often not the sharpest tools in the shed, along with being vile human beings. 

I was at a car show with my dad when I was a kid, there was a Caterham there. I didn’t think much of it until we met the owner who proudly informed us that he built it from a kit himself. This blew my mind. A whole car! And you built it yourself?! Like a Lego kit! But you can drive it around! I still think that’s cool.

You’re right.

Quoth the Maven: "Nevermore!" 

6) Doesn’t remember saying it or being in the room when it was said....

Everything GM touches, dies. 

Can these shared car businesses still work in the covid-19 world? The rental car companies will have to hire people to wipe down every surface, who’s going to do that here? And who knows if turning on the AC will blow c19 right into your face from the HVAC ducts.

Goodbye, service I never heard of before today.

I like to imagine that The Tooch goes through vermouth so quickly he doesn’t need to store it in the fridge.

I rather liked car2go and it would have been fine if every third car didn’t smell like weed or someone had lived in it for a week. I don’t know what you do about the tragedy of the commons sorts of problems. Most of them were fine, the cars weren’t too shit, but some of them were just so trashed. 

I would call the police on anyone who tried to serve me a vodka negroni. And that’s coming from someone who loves a smoky negroni with mezcal replacing the gin.

Oh no! Not Maven!

I eagerly await his press conference where he explains that