Nah, standard-issue human scum. Eradicating it would be a net gain for humanity. 

Can we round up a few million of the mosquitos carrying the worst variants, then release them all at Mar-a-Lago & the FL governor’s residence?

“pluto-what, now? That there sounds like some woke Disney shit!”

Man, am I gonna be disappointed if that beautiful scene you just described doesn’t come to pass.

How many of those orange “cheese” chumps knew about bleu cheese in the first place?

Might as well give that pig in the greys the finger, too  

The pig really is the most delicious animal. 

Correct. Neither are sandwiches.

Homeopathic quantities couldn’t hurt, right?

Some people only learn through experience.

So you’ve actively pursued making yourself stupider for the last five years. Got it. 

Just like all the other Disney horseshit posts. 

Since no one here writes recipes, something from JKLA should hit the spot:

Apparently it was fixed in place for part of the study. It’s disappointing that this particular section was featured instead of the backward spinning we were promised!

No, but it’s somehow venomous & bitey.

said no one, ever

Commenting like it’s his job. 

I’d sooner lick a dirty ashtray than eat Chipotle.

Pair it with a cigarette, you’ll be unstoppable!

Thank you!