Turd in the punch bowl (shit for brains, at the very best)

I think we’re supposed to invoke Biden’s name somehow as a way to make fun of any & all Brandons.

Meat should only be fluffed on a porn shoot, not at the worst sandwich store. 

People going to Subway aren’t invested in that, regardless of how much fluffing their meat will experience. 

Well, TIL.

That should follow the disclaimer that TikTok is a purveyor of trash for morons.

With qualities like those, I’m surprised the jerkoffs of G/O Media haven’t snapped them up.

Me too. 

Way back in the olden times, before that asshole Jim Spanfeller & the other toxic herbs of Great Hill Partners killed off all the fun sub-blogs, Kitchenette (or maybe Behind Closed Ovens) featured multiple server horror stories of ranch being demanded/consumed in vast, truly disgusting quantities.

Wait, were these marketed as suitable for camping? I thought they were strictly patio/backyard pits for people who like expensive shiny shit. 

It’s absolutely not. 

Jesus jumped-up Christ on a cracker, aren’t you fancy!

Yes, let’s all cater to you.

Now I want chicken Marsala!

That speaks well of your friends. I wish I didn’t know of that asshole!

Just dismiss the little onion troll. He’s an asshole.

I was thinking the same thing. Apples to apples this ain’t. 

You THINK you’re getting Dutch ovened by her, but - surprise! - it’s really gonna be the football player ripping ass under the covers as you struggle for fresh air.

Oxo pop-top canisters can be had in a lot of different dimensions, and yes, they still make one that’s perfect for 5 lbs of flour (with some head space - great for leaving a scoop in the bin).

I could see this in the Sky Mall catalog.