Turd in the punch bowl (shit for brains, at the very best)

I think we’re supposed to invoke Biden’s name somehow as a way to make fun of any & all Brandons.

Meat should only be fluffed on a porn shoot, not at the worst sandwich store. 

People going to Subway aren’t invested in that, regardless of how much fluffing their meat will experience. 

Well, TIL.

Thanks for proving you’re as stupid as ever.

Yes, but that’s a shitposting account - literally. Flag & dismiss, always. There’s zero value to be had in engaging with it. 

That should follow the disclaimer that TikTok is a purveyor of trash for morons.

With qualities like those, I’m surprised the jerkoffs of G/O Media haven’t snapped them up.

Me too. 

Way back in the olden times, before that asshole Jim Spanfeller & the other toxic herbs of Great Hill Partners killed off all the fun sub-blogs, Kitchenette (or maybe Behind Closed Ovens) featured multiple server horror stories of ranch being demanded/consumed in vast, truly disgusting quantities.

Wait, were these marketed as suitable for camping? I thought they were strictly patio/backyard pits for people who like expensive shiny shit. 

It’s absolutely not. 

Your first statement implies there are conservative talking points that have value. While that may once have been true, it no longer is.

Jesus jumped-up Christ on a cracker, aren’t you fancy!

Yes, let’s all cater to you.

Now I want chicken Marsala!

That speaks well of your friends. I wish I didn’t know of that asshole!

Just dismiss the little onion troll. He’s an asshole.

I was thinking the same thing. Apples to apples this ain’t.