“Capitalizing on the discontinuation of a nostalgic brand is not a new phenomenon”

If you’re willing to eat gas station eggs, you’ve got time to pop them into your underpants for a few minutes to warm them up.

It’s a little late for a Deadspin/Takeout crossover, Doc.

Missed opportunity to apologize once more 😉

“lately”?

It’s definitely wrong; a quarter teaspoon is more likely, as others have pointed out.

Congratulations on missing the point. 

“Leftist” media lol

I bet all the drinks she served up came with a big helping of attitude, free of charge. 

Those are Mouli graters, and they go back to the ‘40s. We had an all-metal one in the 1970s that my elementary school self loved. It was almost as satisfying to use as an old wall-mounted pencil sharpener.

This shouldn’t be surprising. Idaho is gunning for first in the prize-free race to be crowned stupidest, most regressive state in the country, so this kind of dipshittery is par for the course.

Just say you don’t give a fuck about LGBTQIA folks rather than sucking Chick-fil-A’s corporate cock. They’re never going to love you back. 

No one gives a fuck that you lived through the dark ages. Also, what’s so special about Sunday?

Did you see what he was wearing? He was asking for it. 

You really are just fucking insufferable. 

Imagine what it would be like if a private equity group were to buy an established, once-beloved brand and proceed to drain away its essence, until only a faint memory of the original remains.

Maybe those entitled douchebag types should just be called “Brent” now. He’s made a compelling argument in favor of doing so throughout this comment section.

Damn, I shoulda tooken eleventeenth grade English.

“There’re”?