You’re just an asshole. That Crystal roleplay was absolute bullshit, like all the rest of your commentary here.

Your foundational premise is flawed, so no, this is not a taco.

Who was that “certain guy”?

congrats, I guess 

Like fucking hell it isn’t!

That’s quite the fancy Hot Pocket they’ve created.

Krispy Kreme is wildly overrated. 

That same cognitive dissonance also fears the rapacious immigrant hordes who are simultaneously lazy AND taking all our jobs.

May they all fail horribly!

“her very recent conviction would likely exclude her from being bonded or insured”

People are far fucking lazier than I can understand. 

Were you really expecting more from them at this point?

Don’t waste your time with that chud.

Burdick’s chocolate is crap? Since when?

This is clearly Obama’s fault!

Kinja hasn’t supported embedded links for a few years. You have to paste them in as a URL (and it will just be plain text).

Hey, don’t lump skeffles in with the guys!

They have a lot of fucking sodium, like most prepared soups.

I saw those guys at CBGB’s back in the day. 

It’s been a year & a half, man. If she wants them back, she can come over and get them herself.