Mortadella deserves its time in the spotlight. It’s fucking delicious. 

I’ve been on a couple of JetBlue flights with the snack pantry & it worked out great. People weren’t greedy assholes about it.

You’re right, it’s probably not.

Collectively, that group following the outhouse = Dirty Mike & the boys. I don’t feel like it’s worth the effort of ranking them. 

Read first? That’s wasting time that could be spent making stupid comments!

Canned mackerel doesn’t seem like an easy currency to keep in your prison wallet.

Preserve that innocence, and do not spend one single calorie considering his existence again. 

That sounds like the sort of thing a treasonous, election-losing rapist would enjoy. 

Absolutely! Kale is a garbage vegetable.

But this guy seems like he actually knows how to sell something other than bullshit.

He’s a snob about fast food, yet simultaneously weirdly interested in and overly familiar with much of it. 

I wonder, though, whether cutting the bagel crosswise as shown in the lead photo would allow a proper bagel to function in sandwich mode, such that you take a bite without squishing the contents out of the bagel?

I roll my own before I go to Taco Bell.

Rum ham > ham nog 

Dave Attell refs always get a star.

+1

Thank you for this.

This bit he offered was laughable, as well:

Don’t take it from me. Argue with JKLA about the waste of time that is flavored, wet brining.

Such absurd hyperbole!