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The Chats are fun! New to me.

Executions of humans were very public spectacles for centuries prior to this. 

A month? Definitely not a problem.

Really makes you wonder why he is flying to China for “vacation” doesn’t it?

food in mouth disease

/fingers crossed that he’s on a solo flight that fails spectacularly

That’s just ... stupid.

ACAB.

I see we have a boot leather enthusiast here.

70 slides?!

I think this article misses a huge issue: DRIED PASTAS!!!

I’ll bet that Bob missed the song reference.

Forget it, Jake. It’s J/O Mediatown.

Maybe the paucity of links is a subtle “fuck you” to the herbs in charge.

Failing to use a mix of Granny Smith & MacIntosh in an apple pie is failing at life, at least as far as apple pie = life.

Why limit yourself?

How shitty of them!

Without a base, without a trace!

And just look at how effective that was in improving their lot in life.