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Cops are full of shit.

Here’s a recent one!

Nah, not even then. 

Oh come on, no one needs (nor wants) a Citation!

So predictable & boring. 

Maybe the only thing. 

Some idiots just can’t swallow it fast enough. 

You could just dismiss that idiotic comment(er) outright, instead of gracing it with a reply. 

Don’t forget - they’re bigoted assholes, too.

Good luck with that kind of plea for reasonable behavior here! Gotta shill for all the garbage, not just the Jebus chicken bigots.

Do you really still expect anyone employed here to commit journalism?

I sure don’t give a shit about handsome drivers, but oh boy am I enjoying all the humorless, thin-skinned, very suddenly principled commenters rushing to cry about hypocrisy.

Meh.

You seem like a real piece of shit. 

She’s just an asshole. 

Exactly.

Maybe it’s just a photo pose.

I miss the old, good Takeout too.

Dinner before 7:30 pm is too fucking early, in my book.

Yeah, that’s a good weird one. I thought maybe it was 16 HP when I first heard them.